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Latina: He could just touch a spot and get you off.Latino: Jesus could get you off just thinkin’ about you. –Cobble Hill, Brooklyn
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Guy: I adore this cup so much I’m gonna make love to it. Chick: You really are a sick bastard. –68th & West End
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Guy: I mean, eating your own cum is one thing, but eating it on a pizza four hours later? I should probably keep my voice down… –43rd & 8th
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Girl on cell: Yeah, baby, I’m all alone in my apartment on my bed. I’m taking my panties off now. Mmm, I’m touching myself, thinking of you. I’m all wet for you, baby. –outside Starbucks, 54th &...
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Crazy guy: Do you see what I put up with? That’s it, it’s over. We have not had sex in ten years. She says she don’t need it…Then I have to sleep with nigger whores. That’s right, Joan, I said it. I...
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Guy #1: Hey, answer me seriously, what would you do if one day I killed our neighbor? Guy #2: I would turn into a giant penis and spray semen all over the city. –A train
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Amy Poehler: Yeah, I can’t believe I was pretending to jerk off on a gay cruise and looking at Seth the whole time. He was really embarrassed and didn’t know what to do. –26th & 8th
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Older man: Hey, can I ask you about that digital camera you have?20-something guy: Yeah, sure. Thinking of buying one for your kid or someone?Older man: When you take pictures on that thing, do you...
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Cameraman: They actually have a huge problem every year at Rockefeller Center with all the people standing around at the ice rink and the tree. Guys will jerk off and rub up against people. –9th Ave....
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Black chick #1: You know what’s the funniest birthday card I ever read? Black chick #2: What? Black chick #1: “Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, happy birthday to you, I hope you bust a nut.” Black chick...
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Guy: I adore this cup so much I’m gonna make love to it. Chick: You really are a sick bastard. –68th & West End
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Guy: I mean, eating your own cum is one thing, but eating it on a pizza four hours later? I should probably keep my voice down… –43rd & 8th
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Girl on cell: Yeah, baby, I’m all alone in my apartment on my bed. I’m taking my panties off now. Mmm, I’m touching myself, thinking of you. I’m all wet for you, baby. –outside Starbucks, 54th &...
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Crazy guy: Do you see what I put up with? That’s it, it’s over. We have not had sex in ten years. She says she don’t need it…Then I have to sleep with nigger whores. That’s right, Joan, I said it. I...
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Guy #1: Hey, answer me seriously, what would you do if one day I killed our neighbor? Guy #2: I would turn into a giant penis and spray semen all over the city. –A train
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Amy Poehler: Yeah, I can’t believe I was pretending to jerk off on a gay cruise and looking at Seth the whole time. He was really embarrassed and didn’t know what to do. –26th & 8th
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Older man: Hey, can I ask you about that digital camera you have?20-something guy: Yeah, sure. Thinking of buying one for your kid or someone?Older man: When you take pictures on that thing, do you...
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Cameraman: They actually have a huge problem every year at Rockefeller Center with all the people standing around at the ice rink and the tree. Guys will jerk off and rub up against people. –9th Ave....
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